deskgoals – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoPetNoDiamonds

asking permission, Boundaries, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog handling, dog interaction, dog manners, dog owner, dog ownership, dog park etiquette, dog safety, dog socialization, dog training, dog walking, french bulldog, NoPetNoDiamonds, not letting people pet my dog, personal space, pet etiquette, respecting boundaries, stranger danger

Are you tired of random strangers trying to pet your dog without asking? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your virtual dog’s personal space! No more creepy old men trying to click on your dog to get its attention, just pure dog-loving fun in a safe and respectful environment.

We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!

So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!

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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

abstain from, abstain from doing, AVOID, avoid doing, never gonna, never gonna do, NeverGonnaDoItMinecraftSMP, not agree to, not commit to, not condone, not engage in, not gonna, not gonna do, not involve myself in, not partake in, not participate in, not support, not take part in, refuse to, refuse to do, stay away from, steer clear of

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

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CraftyNSFWEmpowerment

adult skills, body positivity, boundary setting, Communication, consent, CraftyNSFWEmpowerment, Empowering, empowerment through sexuality, Intimacy, NSFW, Pleasure, self love, self-confidence, self-exploration, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual liberation, Skills, taboo skills, taboo topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Absorb, carbon, climate change, conservation, dioxide, ecology, Emissions, Environment, findings, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, Minecraft, Nature, Report, research, Science, scientists, Server, study, TreeMethaneAbsorb, Trees

so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro!

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GolanHeightsGriefers

Conflict, Crisis, denial, disputed territory, escalation, Golan Heights, GolanHeightsGriefers, heavy price, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, violence

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff goin’ on. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, we got this one player who’s like a ninja with a diamond sword. he goes around sneak attackin’ people and stealin’ their diamonds. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. yeah, you heard me right. a GIANT CHICKEN. it was cluckin’ insane, man.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake every friday? yeah, man. FREE CAKE.

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NwordCraft: More Offensive Than 18th Century Slave Traders

18th, 18th century, call of duty, Century, controversial statements, cultural impact, ethical behavior, Gaming Community, Hate Speech, History, Multiplayer Games, n-word, NwordCraft, offensive, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, Players, racial slurs, racism, Slave, slave traders, Social Issues, toxic behavior, Traders, video games

join our server for a wild ride of epicness and chaos! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad horror movie!

our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed.

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items waiting to be discovered.

rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to photobomb players’ selfies.

join us if you dare, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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2 hot dogs 2 buns

Anarchy, No tags were provided in the input text.

No Rules, Small Community, Leave Your Mark. Whenever 1.21 comes out 2h2b will update, and hardware upgrades are soon.

2h2b.org

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CAVE RAIDERS – Where we mine and dine, but never whine! No griefing, just good times! v1.21 Java

Adventure, BUILD, cave, chambers, Community, Dine, Discord, Explore, Friends, Good, Griefing, java, Join, Minecraft, mobs, new, planetminecraft, Play, Players, Raiders, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, sword, Times, update, v1.21, Vanilla, Whine

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Semi Vanilla Server
Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi Vanilla
Rules	No cheating, be nice, explore, build, and have fun
Server IP	caveraiders.minecraft.best
Discord	Discord Server
Planetminecraft	Planetminecraft Page

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – no cheating, be nice to others, explore, build, and have fun!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP caveraiders.minecraft.best in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server here for discussions and announcements.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server has unique chambers and new mobs in the 1.21 update. You can explore them by visiting “/visit chambers” in-game.

StarCitizenCraft Minecraft Server

best game ever, endless possibilities, futuristic game, immersive gameplay, landing anywhere, Minecraft, Moon exploration, multiplayer experience, next-gen gaming, open world game, planet exploration, player freedom, realistic graphics, sandbox game, sci-fi adventure, Server, space exploration, space simulation, Space Travel, star citizen, StarCitizenCraft, sun rise watching, virtual universe.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can literally travel to different planets and moons just to watch the sun rise! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can be a space explorer and witness the beauty of the universe from the comfort of your blocky world.

Join us and experience the thrill of landing on Mars and watching the sun rise over the dusty red landscape, or travel to the icy moons of Saturn and see the sun peeking over the horizon of a frozen wasteland. Who needs to fight off creepers when you can dodge asteroids and explore alien landscapes?

So why join our server? Because where else can you say you’ve watched the sun rise on multiple planets in one day? Come for the adventure, stay for the cosmic views – only on our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!

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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

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