Desiderium Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ETH, explosion, Financial Advice, financial market, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market trends, meme coin, Meme culture, meme shiller, Minecraft, November 2023, potential gains, smp, social media, Speculative, spx, twitter, volatile assets, Xperience

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	260	Potions Brewed:	68
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Votes:	5976
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3780

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

ZombieStepBroBabyName

acceptance, baby names, coming out, controversy, dead name, family dynamics, family relationships, grandmother, Identity, LGBTQ, middle name, Naming, Pregnancy, Pronouns, Respect, sensitivity, step-brother, Support, Transgender, ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9557
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

NoSexForSMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

BandCraft, concert atmosphere, concert experience, crowd interaction, Energetic performance., fan favorite, favorite band, Live, live band, live concert experience, Live Entertainment, Live Music, live performance, memorable show, Music (performance), music experience, music venue, musical talent, Show, stage presence, stage show, top band, unforgettable concert, Wars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

BankruptBlock, BANKRUPTCY, Business, company closures, corporate, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial distress, insolvency, Japan, Japanese economy, job cuts, labor shortage, Layoffs, Minecraft, recession, Server, staff shortages, struggling businesses, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9301	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8168	Infinity Stones Found:	4

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Star Shards Collected:	81
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Farms Harvested:	894
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	8789
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!