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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7580	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4426	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3965	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, controversial relationships, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, holiday drama, judgment, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, relationships, sister drama, sister-in-law, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	2176	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	473	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

Active players, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Discord, Economy, Existence, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, HARD, java, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Mining, Modded, Modpack, Questioning, Redstone, smp, survival server, Transport, voice chat, weather

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	4822	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

CraftyDay Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	7655
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8127
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Votes:	3570	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Farms Harvested:	779
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.