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GoldenCougarHangout Minecraft Server

Book Clubs, DATING, fat, finding love, FLIRTING, GoldenCougarHangout, love, mature singles, mature women, meeting older women, meeting people, Minecraft, older dating, older singles, Older Women, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social events, socializing, unmarried, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and meet older women who are just waiting for a young stud like you to come along! Our server is filled with unmarried, fat ladies who are ready to shower you with gifts and attention. Who needs diamonds when you have a sugar mama to take care of you? Join now and start flirting with the ladies at our virtual book clubs and workplaces. It’s easy mode when you have a whole army of older women on your side!

PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

arrested, arrested for being alone, arrested for being different, arrested for being incel, arrested for being weird, arrested for incel behavior, arrested for incelwalking, incel, incel community, incel culture, incel movement, incel rights, incelwalking, Minecraft, normies, pub, pub full of normies, PubCrawlPunisher, Scared, smp, social awkwardness, social outcast

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	3834
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	74	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	290	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchantments Applied:	129
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5875	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Dragon Eggs Found:	5096	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!