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RedlineCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Buildings Constructed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	985

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	161
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

DruzeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

BombingBabushkaCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	2025
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bombs you’ll see are the ones you drop on unsuspecting creepers! we’ve got more action than russia vs ukraine, with over 700 aerial bombs dropping daily! our players are like shahed drones, always on the lookout for new adventures and challenges. zelensky himself even said our server is the bomb! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

VoiceCraft: Finding Your Default

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. It was wild, man! And if you join, you might just stumble upon that same portal and have the time of your life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the virtual world just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you find the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest for the Diamond Chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face being tossed into a pit of lava. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya! So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? The possibilities are endless!