Derpcat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ReadyOrNotConfront
Birthday, birthday weekend, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, exhaustion, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, organization, parenting, Partnership, patience, ReadyOrNotConfront, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, self-care, shared custody, teamwork, Time management
Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.
Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.
Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

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Apocraft: The Last Million
1 million, Alternate Reality, Apocraft, catastrophic event, dystopian future, environmental recovery, global impact, human civilization, human extinction, hypothetical scenario, long-term consequences, mass depopulation, MILLION, population control, post-apocalyptic, rebuilding society, reduced, resource scarcity, societal collapse, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, world population
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!
3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.
4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

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PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle
Cheese, confirmation, craving, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dining, Double-Pepperoni pizza, even number, Food, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, Ordering, Pepperoni, pizza, Pizzacraft, Restaurant, Salami, salami slices, satisfaction, Shuffle, takeout, toppings
join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ArmyCraft
Adventure, Auctions, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Minecraft, Minigames, Missions, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Shop, Survival, Warps, warzone
Armycraft Network
Armycraft is a Minecraft server that offers a complete and exciting gaming experience in survival mode. Here, players can enjoy various features designed to enhance their adventure:
Jobs: Earn money and resources by doing different jobs within the game. Shop: Buy and sell items in the server shop. Auctions: Participate in auctions to obtain valuable items. Missions: Complete missions to earn special rewards. PvP Zone: Take on other players in the PvP zone. Warps: Use warps to quickly travel to different areas of the server. Ranks: Earn special ranks with additional benefits.
Join Armycraft Network and experience a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.
armycraft.holy.gg:26413

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Pixel Paladins
Factions, Minecraft, Pixel Paladins, Server, test
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pixelpaladins.apexmc.co

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BattlerCraft Minecraft Server
Battler skin, Battler Ushiromiya, BattlerCraft, Character, Deserves, f.., fan favorite, Finally Battler, Game, Gaming, Horror, long awaited, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, Sequel, Server, Silent Hill, skin, Thriller, video game
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP
athletes, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Event, Flag, foreign mercenaries, ForeignMercsAtOlympicsMinecraftSMP, games, hired, International, Nationalities, olympics, Participation, Performance, pride, PROFESSIONAL, Representing, sports, talent, TEAM
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.
So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!

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New Server IP
NorthSpyCraftKorea
#classified information, agents, Breach, breach investigation, confidential data, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data leak, Espionage, Government, intelligence, investigation, leaked documents, national security, North Korea, NorthSpyCraftKorea, security breach, security measures, sensitive information, south korea, Spying
come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

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New Server IP
Butter SMP
bedrock, BUTTER, butter SMP, butter smp today, Buttery, Connect, Cross-Play, Earth, earth smp, Economy, java, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Prison, Roleplay, Server, Slip, smp, TOWN, Towny, Towny Earth
A buttery minecraft servers. Be careful don’t slip! – towny earth smp
We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server
Join the butter smp today!
Play.buttersmp.com:25573

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Crafty Dems Minecraft Server
Crafty, Decision making, democrats, Dems, Government, in-fighting, internal conflicts, leadership, Long-term goals, Minecraft, party dynamics, party unity, Planning, policy implementation, political chaos, political maneuvering, political outcomes, Political process, political strategy, power plays, Server, strategic thinking, strategy, tactical moves
Are you ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join our server and witness the most epic power plays and in-fighting you’ve ever seen in the virtual world! Who knew building blocks could cause so much drama? But don’t worry, we have a plan…somewhere. Join now and become part of the chaos! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the sneaky creepers plotting against you!

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