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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3000
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the craziest challenges! Build your own champyons and explore a world filled with animals and excitement. Plus, we have a Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. So hop on board and let’s get crafting with Kiki!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Midnight Minecraft SMP

    Midnight Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2950
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

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    Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.

    Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.

    But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Monyx Network

    Monyx Network
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 919
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9818
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

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    Welcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!

    Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.

    Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.

    Community: Join a friendly, active player base.

    Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.

    Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.

    Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!

    mc.monyxnetwork.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!

    Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 549
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Alien Abductions: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

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    Are you tired of boring old Warcraft and its lackluster fantasy setting? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Age Gap Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1884
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vax Attack Minecraft Server

    Vax Attack Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8991
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 642
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Ores Mined: 733 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

    ”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8082
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Towns Built: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

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    Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

    Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

    Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

    Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AllianceSMP

    AllianceSMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6561
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 6552
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

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    Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

    Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

    Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

    Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

    AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1524
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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