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TimeCrafters

altering the future, alternate history, butterfly effect, Changing the past, Future, historical events, hypothetical scenarios, Paradox, past, science fiction, temporal manipulation, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel consequences, Time Travel Movies, time travel technology, time travel theories, time travel TV shows, TimeCrafters

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time machine plugin allows you to hop back in time and experience epic battles between T-Rex and Triceratops. But be careful, you might just end up becoming a dino snack!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind advanced technology and riches untold. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this mysterious city?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this – we have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land. Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CrimeaCraft: Ferry Fiasco

aggression, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, damage assessment, eastern europe, european union, ferry, ferry attack, Fiasco, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	4091	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

OMG so, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic battle between Ukraine and Russia going on! Apparently, Ukraine just straight up wrecked a Russian ferry in a wild attack on Crimea. Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! Join our server and pick a side in this insane war! Will you fight for Mother Russia or join the Ukrainian forces in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! Plus, we have like, the best pixelated borscht you’ve ever tasted, so like, why wouldn’t you join?! Get ready for some Minecraft madness, baby!

BarberceptionCraft

Barber, barber appointments, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber etiquette, barber industry, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber techniques, barber tools, BarberceptionCraft, barbering, barbershop, Grooming, haircare, haircuts, hairstyling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1430
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	570
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

DinoWorld

Balistic range weapons, Bosses, Bows, Dinosaurs, DinoWorld, Discord, Earth, Events, Furniture, mc.elitegamesmc.com, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, Ships, siege weapons, Survival, Technologies, TechTree, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

About This Server Welcome to DinoWorld! We are offering ultimate experience with Dinosaurs and Towny pvp, with some RPG elements such as gaining Technologies or just simply taming dinosaurs which you can upgrade as well . Server IP: mc.elitegamesmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/E443thHMhz

You can Expect: Towny, Dinosaurs, Ranged weapons (bows,balistic range weapons) , Bosses, TechTree, Ships, Siege Weapons, Furniture and Many Events on the DinoWorld server.

mc.elitegamesmc.com

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

bugs, coding, crashes, development tools, Frustration, game design, game developers, game development, game engine, game industry, Game Programming, glitches, Issues, Minecraft, performance problems, programming, Server, software, software instability, Technology, unreal engine, Unstable, UnstableCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of your Minecraft world crashing every time you try to build something epic? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your unstable engine problems! Join us and experience the thrill of building without the fear of crashing every five minutes. Our server is so stable, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break it! So come on, join us and say goodbye to unreal engine woes forever!

GawrCraft – Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, collectible, Figure, Gaming, GawrCraft, GGG, Good Smile, hololive, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Server, songs, Thread, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	124
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and endless fun. The player never wanted to leave and neither will you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gawr Gura, the most epic Minecraft player to ever exist. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt in under a minute and tame dragons with just a wink. Join her on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even learn a thing or two about surviving in the wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

Secrets of the Craft Minecraft Server

computer efficiency, computer maintenance, computer secrets, computer secrets revealed, computer security, computer shortcuts, computer tips, computer tricks, computer use, Craft, Data Protection, digital organization, hardware tricks, internet safety, keyboard shortcuts, Minecraft, productivity hacks, Secrets, Server, software tips, tech tips, tech tricks, technology hacks, troubleshooting tips

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	5269
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets are as wild as the creepers! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate computer use tips and tricks, like how to make your keyboard spit out diamonds or how to turn your mouse into a magical wand that can summon enchanted chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant cake just for fun!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SwearCraft: Multilingual Cursing

curse word appreciation, curse words, Cursing, cuss words, diverse profanity, favorite expletives, favorite foreign swears, favourite swear, foreign language cussing, foreign language swears, foreign swear words, global swearing, international swear words, linguistic profanity, Multilingual, multilingual cursing, multilingual swearing, other languages, Profanity, swear word collection, swear word diversity, swear words, SwearCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to expand your vocabulary of international curse words! Join us and learn a new swear word from a different language every time you respawn! Who knew getting blown up by a creeper could be so educational and hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in swear words from ancient civilizations. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start cussing in Latin!

HostageMamaOct7

abduction, Crisis, DESPERATE, emotional, family, footage, Hostage, hostage situation, HostageMamaOct7, KIDNAPPING, Mother, Mother’s love, News, Oct 7, PLEA, plea for help, ransom, Release, terrifying ordeal, traumatic experience, Video

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Items Found:	7294
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server run by the mother of a hostage? Well, now’s your chance! This server is so lit, even the FBI is trying to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.

Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

ElbowBoobCraft

Body, boob, Brush, crumple to your knees, Dangerous, dangerous weapon, ElbowBoobCraft, Elbows, Fight, Hit, knees, least sensitive areas, Sensitive, sensitive areas, weapon, weird

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	162
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.

imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.

but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?