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HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroyers, escalation, foreign policy, Gulf of Aden, Houthi targets, HouthiHavoc, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military response, Minecraft, naval forces, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, us navy, US strikes, Yemen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crops Grown:	7583

come join our epic minecraft server where we strike at houthi targets in yemen after they attack our destroyers in the game! we have crazy battles and explosions that will blow your mind! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and to show those houthis who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBrides

activism, BlockyBrides, child marriage, children’s rights, controversy, culture, Ethics, gender inequality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, Outrage, protest, Social Issues, tradition, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Farms Harvested:	871	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha, and creepers telling knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of tacos!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their epic dance moves. and if u can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, u become the ruler of the server and get a crown made of enchanted emeralds.

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, fellow minecrafters!

CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

AffinityMC

AffinityMC, balkan, Community, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8696	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

37.230.138.167:25620

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Catch a Book, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, Ultimate, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless Gift, Zenless Launch, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft, zhu yuan

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Potions Brewed:	110
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

#youtube, armpit smell, bad smell, body odor, embarrassing smell, EmmyMade, EmmyStinks, extreme smell, extreme stink, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, funky armpits, funky feet, Minecraft, odor fetish, overpowering odor, smelly armpits, smelly feet, smp, stinky armpits, stinky feet, subscription

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6881
Divine Spears Created:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

StepSisNoHouse4U

blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ores Mined:	1541
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

BookWorm SMP

all-time favorite, avid reader, best book, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, bookworm, classic literature, contemporary literature, favorite book, Fiction, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, smp, storytelling, top reads

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5894
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Void Armor Forged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!

Blockbuster Revolution

blockbuster, changed everything, critical juncture, defining moment, game changer, groundbreaking moment, historical milestone, History, impactful event, important moment, influential event, key moment, momentous occasion, paradigm shift., pivotal moment, revolution, revolutionary event, significant event, transformative event, transformative moment, turning point, world-changing event

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	2713
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.

KurskControl Minecraft Server

aggression, Briefing, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Donbass region, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk border, KurskControl, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!