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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8686
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7355	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	415314
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9353	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	261
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	132
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	4060
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	96	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!