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Noob Haven Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)! -
Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server! -
Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server! -
VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server
185.219.84.39:24345
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Country Boy Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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Creative Drugs Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Former Tsunderia members include a Mesugaki dog, a gunpla extraordinaire, a stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – who knows?), a tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera, an accursed king of the rrats, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend, a half-toxic half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, an insomniac head popper and music dork, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience who is also a music nerd, a punished bnuuy looking for a new roommate, a scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, an itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, a frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster, a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin, a tall, handsome, rich chad king of Shima Kingdom, and so many more outrageous characters!But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
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Election Day Minecraft Server
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!