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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
