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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	519

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

affordable, at home, Board Games, BrokeButLovingIt, budget-friendly, cooking together, Cozy, Creative, Date night, diy, Fun, inexpensive, INTIMATE, love, low budget, Minecraft, movie night, Picnic, quality time, relationships, Romantic, smp, Stargazing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

best days, busiest days, days of the week, FRIDAY, high energy days, MONDAY, most productive days, optimal days, peak days, peak performance, powerful days, saturday, strongest days, successful days, Sunday, THURSDAY, top days, TUESDAY, Warriors, Wednesday, WeekCraft, weekdays

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	1247
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

approve, Cancer, Cannabis, Chronic pain, Country, Crohn’s disease, Edition, epilepsy, glaucoma, Healthcare, legalization law, list, medical marijuana, MediCraft420, Multiple Sclerosis, new, Officials, Parkinson’s Disease, ptsd, qualifying conditions, Treatment, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3864	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	9519	Players Killed by Monsters:	6157
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	76	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	120
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	138
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?