But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!
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CraftyFianceMC Server
background check, charges, children, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyFianceMC, Deception, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, ex wife, family, Fiance, Home ownership, Honesty, Lies, relationship, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Siblings, Trust, TruthAre you tired of boring relationships in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest drama-filled fantasies! Meet your fiancé, let’s call him Matthew (even though he’s really 58 and not who he says he is), and uncover all his lies and secrets.With the skills you learned from your retired cop father, you can run background checks on all your virtual dates and catch them in their web of lies. Does your Minecraft fiancé claim to own a home? Nope! Does he have a shady past with charges from 2000? You betcha! And don’t even get us started on his fake family members.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, deception, and uncovering the truth. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be the asshole for keeping quiet, spill the tea and call out those half truths! Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
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BILvacate911
aita, Alcoholic, anxiety, apply for jobs, audhd, behavioral issues, bil, BILvacate911, cat, coding bootcamp, Demands, Disaster, dog, FIRED, food service, gig work, giving notice, Homeless, Job, kitchen, move in, narcissism, psychiatric meds, regret, rental, Résumé, Retail, Thc, unemployed, video games, walls of textsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.
On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.
Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!
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✨ Aeltheria ✨ – The Minecraziest Server Ever! – SMP, Java, 1.20.4, Jobs, Towny
1.20.4, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, blacksmith, Collectibles, Cultivator, Custom Equipment Wraps, Custom Titles, Earnable Premium Currency, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Immersive NPCs, java, Jobs, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Minecraziest, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Prospector, Server, skins, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, Unique Fish Textures, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage, welcomeWelcome to Aeltheria!
A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨
Server Highlights:
Unique Worlds Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌 Custom Jobs & Titles Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. You can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳 Immersive NPCs Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨 Unique Fish Textures With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys! 🐟✨ Earnable Premium Currency Petals can be earned through gameplay activities or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only. 🌸🎁 Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins Obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear with petals or crate keys. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨ Virtual Storage Automatically store items when mined or broken. This feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️ Plushies & Collectibles Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕 Join Us Now:
- Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
- Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
- Website: aeltheria.com
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RespawnRIPBob
accident, coping, death, devastating loss, emotional pain, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Illness, life cut short, Loss, Memories, mourning, passing, Remembrance, RespawnRIPBob, Tragedy, tragic event, unexpected loss, untimely death, young deathAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!