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StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Villages Defended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9348
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	790
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	9153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2236

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Mines Excavated:	2950
Astral Projections Made:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	940
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	247
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	294	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!