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CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5722
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4133	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248297	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7593	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	4883
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	8185	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9296
Epic Battles Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!