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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5985 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 428923 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Votes: | 1777 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Magic Items Found: | 4588 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!