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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1170 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!