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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1649 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!