| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1866 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2941 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6143 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8454 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6528 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3368 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5580 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 226 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 453 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5356 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8983 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2899 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Votes: | 2453 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9564 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
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