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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5562 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 577415 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!