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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1796
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7308	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3012	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	8953	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?