Dead Adults Stars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Holy Grails Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
New Chunks Explored:	405997	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	56376
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	986
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6929
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2982

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!