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JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	7202	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4889	Treasure Maps Found:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

CreationSMP: Where Minecraft becomes a hot mess of mods and chaos! Join us on 1.20.1 Forge edition!

1.20.1, 24/7, Automation, balance, botania, Chaos, Community, Create, CreationSMP, Creative, Discord, Edition, EnderIO, Factions, Forge, hot, Immerisve Engineering, Join, Link, Mekanism, Mess, Minecraft, Modified, Mods, multiplayer, Server, smp, storage drawers, Survival, The Thermal Series

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Potions Brewed:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	217	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

CreationSMP Minecraft Server

CreationSMP is a server that is based off automation. Join factions, Be by yourself, or create your own faction. Some of the Mods we have are Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immerisve Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, Botania (Note: it has been modified to fit the servers balance), and more. The server is 1.20.1 Forge and the server is 24/7.

Discord: CreationSMP Discord Link

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
What version is the server using?	The server is using version 1.20.1 Forge.
Can I join a faction or create my own?	Yes, you can join factions, be by yourself, or create your own faction.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the mods available include Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, and Botania (modified for server balance).

MineWatch Server – Minecraft Server

Abilities, Ashe Mythic, Clash mode, Colosseo rework, comics, Community Crafted mode, Competitive rework, Gameplay Trailer, Gamescom, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Lifeguard skin shop, limited-time trial, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason blogpost, Minecraft, MineWatch, Music, Mythic Reinhardt Weapon Skin, new tank, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch thread, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x Transformers collab, OWG, patch notes, Runasapi Map, Season 11 trailer, Server, Short stories, Summer Games Event, Ultrawatch Theme

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	125
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Juno’s limited-time trial? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join now and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make Juno herself jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server collabed with Transformers, so you can expect some seriously wild adventures. And don’t even get me started on our latest patch notes – they’re more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Reinhardt.

Season 11 is in full swing, featuring the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a map so insane, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, we’ve got a lifeguard skin shop coming soon, because who doesn’t want to see Roadhog in a swimsuit?

And mark your calendars for Aug 20, because that’s when Season 12 and Juno are launching – it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DressUpDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, attraction, casual wear, clothing, Confidence, DATING, dress up, DressUpDudes, fashion, formal wear, Girls, Grooming, guys, Minecraft, personal style, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	171	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting no love from the ladies? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are all about guys who dress up! That’s right, put on your fanciest diamond armor and watch the ladies swoon as you slay mobs and build epic structures. Who knew virtual fashion could be so important? Join now and become the most stylish player in the blocky world!