| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7782 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4842 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 7971 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 852 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6183 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8229 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4074 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3739 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6885 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7493 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5220 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
