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SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7551	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	778484
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	3441
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchantments Applied:	90	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!