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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5920 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!
so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!