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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3705 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 192716 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
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