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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6946
Magic Items Found:	6013	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	7853	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!