New Minecraft Servers 2025

dating after 40 comedy Minecraft Servers

dating after 40 comedy Minecraft Servers

  • NintenCraft Server

    NintenCraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ores Mined: 4957 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted each block with his bare hands while sipping on a potion of invisibility.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive 18344 vidya Nintendo. Legend has it that this majestic beast drops nothing but rare loot and has the power to grant wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySEKAI Minecraft Server

    CraftySEKAI Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1440
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Emeralds Found: 5126
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, rhythm, and virtual singers galore!

    Ever wanted to solve crimes like a pro detective? Well, Detective Tenma is on the case in our server! Help catch the criminal and boost your Pure attribute while you’re at it. Who knew solving crimes could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a gacha that will blow your mind! Vanquish evil with our Accomplished Contractors, including Tsukasa, Rui, and Luka. These virtual singers are ready to rock your blocky world!

    And if you’re looking for some translated stories to dive into, we’ve got you covered. From Leo’s adventures to MORE MORE JUMP!, there’s a tale for everyone in our server. Plus, don’t miss out on the Wonderlands × Showtime story – it’s a real block-buster!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows what mysteries and rhythm games await you in Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5460
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2830 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Animals Bred: 69
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

    But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty20sWasted

    Crafty20sWasted
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8361
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Runes Activated: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

    Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

    Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNukeWars

    CraftyNukeWars
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Towns Built: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 629 Potions Brewed: 160
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutureMineCraftDeadYT

    FutureMineCraftDeadYT
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3744
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

    WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SKELETONS THAT CAN’T STOP DABBING!

    OUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH WACKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY CHARACTERS, LIKE A TALKING PIG NAMED BACONATOR AND A COW THAT THINKS IT’S A SUPERHERO!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND… TOILET PAPER? YEAH, WE DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT IT’S THERE!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE RULER OF THE LAND AND HAVE A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY! YEAH, THAT’S TOTALLY A THING HERE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine

    PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungi like C. glabrata and C. albicans with the power of fluconazole and flucytosine! at lower pH values, the fun gets even crazier as we battle these pesky organisms in the depths of the nether! flucytosine is our secret weapon against VVC and recurrent VVC, so grab your pickaxe and join the fight! who knew treating fungal infections could be this exciting?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CriaMinePE — 1.1x Minecraft Server

    CriaMinePE — 1.1x Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3901
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1500 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    CriaMine is a small project in the mcpe sphere that is developing every day. We want to make a large project out of CriaMine in the hope of a good online.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxxedLivestock Minecraft Server

    VaxxedLivestock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4540
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Animals Bred: 67
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the science daddies have been busy penetrating players with mysterious science juices! But don’t worry, it’s not saline – it’s a special concoction that will give you a free chemical lobotomy to help you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft with ease.

    Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore our server filled with insane builds, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. And remember, there are no refunds for the vaxx, so you might as well come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you in our world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for an adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BotCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    BotCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 102
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on Gochiusa Edition coffee! Join us for the latest news on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, now with 2x the speed and 1/5 the cost – it’s practically a steal! And don’t forget about our Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million contexts, 1.5 Flash, and Gemma 2 – because who doesn’t want more gems in their life?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can see all the cards in chub, but only if you’re logged in, have NSFW/NSFL enabled, and cleared your blacklist. It’s like a secret club for the most daring chatbot enthusiasts!

    And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out our jailbreaks section for all the latest ways to break free from the norm. We even have insane stories about botmaking events that will make you go saiyan with excitement!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots – because why chat with humans when you can chat with bots who are out of this world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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