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MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	2062	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5019	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	2658
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3078
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5461

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!