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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Farms Harvested:	110
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	127
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Farms Harvested:	349
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	3483	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!