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Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9509	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

expensive luxury, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury brands, luxury goods, luxury indulgence, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury market, luxury possessions, luxury spending, LuxuryCraft, NoGivinUpLuxury, Opulent, Premium, PRICEY., refuse to give up, Splurge, Upscale

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	9737	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3822	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

5000-year flood, city planning, climate change, disaster planning, disaster resilience, emergency preparedness, emergency response, extreme weather, flood control, flood management, flood mitigation, flood preparedness, flood prevention, flood risk, FloodCraft5000, Infrastructure, natural disasters, urban resilience, vienna, Vienna flood, Vienna infrastructure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6692	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchantments Applied:	58	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	2811
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	135149
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	276877	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!