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New Factions Server looking for players and staff members! Please join the server and apply for a staff ranking and we are doing a bunch of giveaways! Let us know what we should also add to the server aswell! We are in beta and are not fully released but soon we will be!
Welcome to the one and only Minecraft server for you! We are a server boasting roughly 200 members and hoping to have you as one of them! We do Minecraft, Community events and more!
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Enter our discord and get information about our social networks and our patreon store, in addition to finding out about the events and mini-games we do (some even exclusive to discord). Join up!