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DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	4463	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3375	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2398	Magic Items Found:	6196
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.