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/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash & Nico Play AMONG US…, Cash and Nico, cash marco, cash nico, CashPlays, MIA, Minecraft, Nico, Nico & Cash, Nico and Cash, Server, Shady, Zoey

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	6093
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Attacks, boot camp, discharge, draft-proof, draftable, Fight, Government, hate, ineligible, iran, jizzrael, Launching, launching attacks, Military, Minecraft, non dishonorable, Prison, Rejoin, Robots, smp, threat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8039
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4619

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

bandits, COMEBACK, fan favorite, Female athlete, female wrestler, future champion, independent wrestling, indie circuit, indie scene, Indie Wrestling, indie wrestling scene, indie wrestling star, Kidd, Kidd Bandit, Minecraft, potential superstar, professional wrestling, rising star, Shenanigans, smp, talented performer, up-and-coming talent, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling promotions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5767

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!