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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows