| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 9813 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 269 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7457 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4599 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | New Chunks Explored: | 820430 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8895 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 8390 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 862 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 162180 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 | Crops Grown: | 9200 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4778 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 936835 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3795 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
