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Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	201
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Farms Harvested:	234
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	206	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	2278
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Votes:	4409	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!