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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1895 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1550 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4034 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS