Dar Salim MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hot Mess Craft

climate emergency, hottest year on record, record-breaking temperatures, 2024.., hot

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!

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Pixel Oasis 1.21.3

Oasis, craft server, Animals, Freak, Rabbalabs links

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Kiki experience! Build your own champyons and fight against the autistically adorable Kiki herself! Explore the Kikiverse and discover hidden treasures while listening to Kiki’s ASMR collection. Don’t miss out on the Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! And if that’s not enough, we have a Kiki Doom 2 WAD for all you hardcore gamers out there. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Kiki!

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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

affordability, Unhealthy, indulgence, Budget, Value

Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBucks Hideout

Buried Treasure, under mattress, buried in backyard, Swiss bank, behind false wall

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

Community Outreach, Crime Prevention, MexiCraft, Guns, government initiative

come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!

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Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

trolling, gender stereotypes, discrimination, Gender Identity, internet culture

Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

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MealRegret Minecraft Server

dining out, Minecraft, overcooked food, customer service, MealRegret

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

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MomzHouseSaver420

birthday celebration, MomzHouseSaver420, financial struggle, foreclosure, difficult situations

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

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ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Cold shrimp cocktail, cold pizza, Cold fried chicken, Cold cheesecake

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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MineOlympics2024

Dream destination, city, economic impact, international competition, travel

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

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