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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mines Excavated:	1198	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6055
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3469	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7976
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Farms Harvested:	430
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	611	Enchantments Applied:	81

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord