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UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2860	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8964

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Animals Bred:	195
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!