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  • CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

    CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

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    In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SoberCrafters

    SoberCrafters

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

    CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeachBlockMassacre

    BeachBlockMassacre

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AstroCraft [Network]

    AstroCraft [Network]

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    AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌PLOTS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

    The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

    Server IP: play.astrocraft.org

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    AstroCraft Features:

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 10! COMPLETELY REBALANCED! PRIVATE MINES! CUSTOM FISHING! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! Store all your loot and build cool builds with shop on your plots. There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    SOAR SMP! WE HAVE UPDATED TO 1.21! NEW CUSTOM FARMING UPDATE OUT NOW! We have a series of servers you can join and play from Survival, Events and eventually a Prison server! We have a fast growing community with loads to do. We have the players best interest in mind and all the players can vouch for that. Our team is devoted to keeping your gameplay as fun and safe as possible. One of our popular modes currently is survival check below to see.

    Survival is protected with land claim (grief prevention), and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards by voting and unlock more land claim and chest shops. Keep inventory is enabled everywhere even pvp areas. The world border is set at 30k x 30k. Everything is pre-generated, so it is lag free. A few things of the many that we have is McMMO, jobs, fishing tournaments, quests, voting ranks, economy, player shops, events, rewards, guilds, and so much more.

    In Survival, the economy is community based. Player build chest shops or sell in auction house for money. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners. There are also custom enchants for the PvP areas. Survival has quick shop for selling to other players. Use player warps to get to players shops.

    Newly added custom fishing and voting system! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments at certain times of the day for rewards. We also just changed the vote system. Vote for vote points which you can redeem in the vote shop. You can get claim blocks, money, keys, and bunch of other cool stuff. There are also lucky votes which has a chance to give you rare keys.

    Newly added resource worlds and events! The resource world resets every month and is limited with a 10k x 10k world border. The nether resource world is the same. The end resource world resets everyday. We also added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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    AstroCraft [Network] Minecraft Server
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    play.astrocraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    • Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
    • Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
    • NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
    • DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
    • Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
    • Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

    ★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    IP: canopymc.net

    Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

    Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How often is the map reset? We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
    What type of server is it? We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
    How many players are typically online? We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

    AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

    NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CakeWars Minecraft Server

    CakeWars Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

    Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

    And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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