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DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition
Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you! -
DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience. -
5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to spice things up with our crazy SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. Dolphins. And rumor has it that they have a secret underwater base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Just last week, they turned someone’s entire house into a giant llama statue! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what daddy dom has been cookin’ up for us next! -
Altheria
Altheria Minecraft Server Overview
Description Welcome to Altheria! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server focused on building history. Minimal admin intervention with a friendly, unbiased staff team. Experience a true worldbuilding server without weird plugins. What we offer:
- Server at the beginning of history
- Lands for claiming builds, diplomacy, and wars
- Brewery for brewing potions
- Freedom of worldbuilding
- Documented history on the AltheriaMC Wiki
- Dynmap available at map.altheria.net
- Join our Discord server: discord.gg/Vbnw6MYmYW
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there admin intervention on the server? We promise minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. What can I do on the server? You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or a bum living in the slums of your local town. Are there any weird plugins on the server? No, this is a pure worldbuilding server without weird plugins. -
MysticCraft Realms 1.21
Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense! Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cuckolding is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!We don’t care about your race, just as long as you can mine diamonds like a pro and slay zombies like a boss.
Join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion.
Don’t waste your time with all that drama, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and crafting some epic creations. Let’s go, gamers!
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DadBlock Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show!Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!
If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.
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DadCraft: Kids Edition
ððĨðŪ Yo, listen up! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, bro! Let me tell you a wild story about it! So, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony! ðĶðķ But that’s not all, oh no! The trees start talking to you, begging for you to build them a treehouse so they can throw epic parties every night! ðģð And guess what? The creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing you up! ðĨðĪBut wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! ððð§ And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! ðžðĩ
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! ðĪŠðŪð
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BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty -
CraftyTrumpTower
Are you tired of boring old English being the only language in the US? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own official language called “Minecraftese”! Trump may have signed that executive order, but we’re taking things to a whole new level of ridiculousness. Join us and learn how to communicate in a language that only exists in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs English when you can speak in diamond pickaxe emojis and creeper hisses? Join now and be a part of the most linguistically confusing server in the world! -
Zelensky’s Oval Office Oops
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the white house but u don’t wanna deal with all that politics and stuff? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! u can be like zelensky and ignore all the advice and just blow up the oval office! who needs trump when u can be the real boss in this server? join now for the ultimate power trip and chaos!