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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3027
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6429
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	26034	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8157	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2331
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!