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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8986 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 222 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.