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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4267
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	171

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!