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GooseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	6746
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9268	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3310	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11872	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling disrespected, feeling excluded, feeling left out, in-laws

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!