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CraftyProposalPlan

Boyfriend, change of plans, Communication, CraftyProposalPlan, date, Decision making, Dilemma, family, Fight, hobbies, likes, Marriage, mother-in-law, photographer, Place, proposal plan, relationship, Ring, Secrets, Surprise, Time, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

Catharsis, Community, coping, dump, emotional release, Empathy, healing, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, processing, Recovery, self-care, Share, sharing, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaDumpSMP, Traumas, traumatic event, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

BlockBustersFamLove

BlockBustersFamLove, challenging times, Communication, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, encouragement, Family Support, Gratitude, love, perseverance, resilience, solidarity, strength, teamwork, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	203
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3527	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	2593
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!