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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1791
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 198
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJew Minecraft Server

    CraftyJew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5601
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

    ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5662
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 323 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlameCraft Minecraft Server

    BlameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9614
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pay4UrKidsMess

    Pay4UrKidsMess
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 7844
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Votes: 3295 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5051 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

    Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

    So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FantasyCraftMC

    FantasyCraftMC
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4765
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

    PutinCraft: Baku Bound!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7468
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

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    so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

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  • WolvieUncutCraft

    WolvieUncutCraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4793
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mines Excavated: 4813
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

    why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

    but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

    so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

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  • ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

    ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9104
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 100 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Magic Items Found: 8600 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

    But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

    LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

    3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!

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