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  • Disc Realms Network

    Disc Realms Network
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6744
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    **WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

    play.discrealms.net

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  • No Dance Party Minecraft Server

    No Dance Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6154
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 68475 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

    Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

    But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

    So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

    Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3042
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

    Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

    Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ModArchy

    ModArchy
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6751 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

    Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    45.143.197.68

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  • Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

    Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 5530 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is only accessible from the launcher!

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  • Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

    Dumped by GF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6961
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

    Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

    D e a d l o c k  G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9908
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 7255
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mind Control Minecraft Server

    Mind Control Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 386
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 947 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

    So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

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  • Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

    Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3654
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

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  • Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

    Crafty VTube Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1892
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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